Iliza and Alexis tackle the weeks facts and opinions in condescending order! They talk about OLYMPICS, POLE DANCING and the always sexy, Italian Men's Curling Team. Porn in our schools, WHO SHOULD BE SHOT: BIRTHDAY EDITION: DUMB PARTY GIRLS V GORILLA DOORMEN. ALSO! Iliza passed out at her birthday party and BLANCHE VS A CHICKEN- we take bets to see who won! Details at 11.