On the Twelfth Day of Christmas
My Actions Brought to me:
12 Pints of Lager
11 Types of Spirit
10 Drunken Dances
9 Unknown stains
8 Embarrassed Friends
7 Bouncers Flinging
6 Greasy Kebabs
5 Random Fights
4 Ruined Clothes
3 Broken Ribs
2 Police Reports
And a Night Spent in Casualty
Hope your Christmas is memorable for all the right reason – Look after yourselves 8)
Flying Lemming
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