Once upon a time there was an archery contest.
The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position...
He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow, which finds the center of the target.
Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM...... ROBIN HOOD! ! ! The crowd cheers!
The second archer with a cape lines up in position.
He fires his arrow, which hits the center and cuts Robin Hood's arrow into two! ! !
He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL! ! ! ! ! ! The crowd cheers! !
Finally our Santa in cape lines up in position... He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!
It flies past the crowd and kills the king! ! ! Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... SORRY!
Edwin Drood
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