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Jane Meyer - Demotivational Phrases (updated 08-23-09)

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(I was in a bad mood and this is what came to me. I happen to think stuff like this is funny, if you don’t, then don’t read it. Well, I warned you. I’ll updat if more come to me.)

You’ll never reach the end of the rainbow,
and even if you did,
there wouldn’t be a pot of gold at the end.

There’s no light at the end of the tunnel,
only phosphorescent rocks.

There’s no such thing as a cloud with silver lining,
but there are ones that are completely gray.

It’s true there’s no ‘I’ in ‘team’
but there is a ‘me’.

The glass really is half empty.

You schould cry over spilled milk.
It really is a lose.

If you keep trying,
you’ll keep failing.

Jane Meyer

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