If there’s anything
That makes glankgobs wiggle,
It’s watching some zanks
Chase a quisterfiggle.
Jackalopes don’t join in.
They don’t give a hoot.
They’d rather run around
With their flaggerdoot.
That allows young zanks
To chase quisterfiggles,
While the zambooboo of zanks
Garsnuffles and giggles.
Bruce Larkin
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/zanks-chase/