To seals a whale is a taxi,
It carries us to foreign shores,
In more comfort than a Morris Maxi.
And with more reliable doors.
Within the tummy of the whale,
We are protected from sharks and squid,
To warmer climes we head,
From the cold, farewell we bid.
It's best to travel on a licensed whale,
They are much more careful swimmers,
The other lot are dangerously fast,
Even worse than garden strimmers.
But I've bought a cheap seat,
It's on an unlicensed whale.
I hope getting round the Cape,
Isn't destined to fail.
We hurtle down the North Sea,
Through the English Channel.
Barely missing a P
