tune in and watch their young bodies glisten.
they look good as hell, but are hard to listen
to. they don’t even write those songs they 'sing'.
they can’t play a kazoo or anything!
so this is pop music at its best,
jiggling asses and bouncing breasts.
the MTV Equation explains this imbalance:
one’s sex appeal is inversely proportional to their talents
Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/with-all-due-respect-to-ms-alicia-keys/
