I see a traffic jam up ahead
I'll be late, may as well be dead
Better have a cigarette
The boss at work
Is such a jerk
Better have a cigarette
The car won't start
It's got no heart
Better have a cigarette
It has started to rain
That's such a pain
Better have a cigarette
Had an argument with my wife
There was a bit of strife
Better have a cigarette
I've just got up
Before I pour my first cup
Better have a cigarette
Better have a cigarette
That's what I say
At the slightest thing
Throughout each day
I'm not sure how to finish this rhyme
So I will say it another time
Better have a cigarette
Alessandra Liverani
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/better-have-a-cigarette/