It had been steamy. 
His mother asked him later 
Do you chew floss, my boy?  
 
The car left skid marks. 
Inside his boxer shorts were 
some brownish stress marks. 
 
Endoscopy is 
when two tubes meet from each end 
come out at one end. 
 
The surgeon closed then 
but left two safety pins to 
keep the bad bugs out. 
 
He asked her shyly 
whether she did or did not. 
She said be patient. 
 
The Queen now pondered,  
which one of her sweet corgies 
looked like Camilla. 
 
It was George Doub'ya 
who took the photos of him. 
Saddam in nickers. 
 
That Russell Crowe  is 
a troublemaking wanker,  
not schizophrenic. 
 
Sit on my lap dear 
we'll talk about the first thing 
that lifts your fanny.
Herbert Nehrlich
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/haikus-from-the-confucius-series-3/