You know how kids leave cookies and milk for Santa
Claus? Well, I was thinking, why not leave something out
for Jesus too? I mean, he’s always secretly visiting
everyone too, right? So when my kids left a plate of
cookies next to the fireplace for Santa, I left a little bowl of
spicy chili and a bag of Cheetos for Jesus.
The next morning, the cookies were gone, but the chili and
Cheetos were still there. Then I realized that I shouldn’t
have put bacon bits in the chili because Jesus is Jewish and
doesn’t eat pork. Stupid me! And I guess he didn’t want the
Cheetos since maybe he thought they’d stain his teeth
orange – not a good look for the savior. I have a sneaking
suspicion he may have been the one who ate the cookies,
not Santa. I should have left a note with the cookies saying,
“For Santa ONLY. ”
Professor Poetry Hound
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