Everything seems 
two sizes  
too small for you. 
 
That sweater (Jesus wept!)   
making me perspire 
never mind the guys 
getting hot under the collar. 
 
And those jeans 
as if painted upon you 
(are they for real?)   
 
Unable to bend down 
I have to retrieve your fallen purse 
for you. 
 
And woah...  
...those stilettoes!  
 
Like how 
do you stand up 
never mind walk?  
 
Seems like you would need 
a mathematical formula 
 
to get in motion!  
 
I say: 'Say Cheese! ' 
for the camera 
and the camera 
catches you mouthing:  
 
'Sex! ' 
 
I ask you 
what you 
 
call this look?  
 
And you say 
'Girl...I calls it sex...on a stick! ' 
 
'I'm sex on legs....babeeee! ' 
 
I give up 
trying to 
 
... keep up with you!
Dee Wright
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/keeping-up-with-miss-jones/