The devil its, replaced by it's
it's just as if you owned two bits
and called them bit's, or juvie zit's,
I understand how little kid's
with chubby fingers, maybe nit's
do scribble words about that Blit'z
in short it is the bloomin' pit's
when spelling goes right on the Frit'z
those who don't know give me the shit's.
Herbert Nehrlich
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/signs-and-symptoms/