I didn’t make
This up
But I’ve heard it
Since
I was a pup.
A little reminder
For the holiday
In case you’re
Inclined to go
Astray.
“He who drinks a
Fifth on the Fourth
May not be able
To go Forth on the Fifth”
A little advice for you
How true it is, how true.
George Hunter
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-fifth-on-the-fourth/