The only effective cure
for baldness
... castration.
Oh see the flowing locks
of eunuchs!
How envious
a bald Aristotle
... was of them.
Think I'll skip
such a cure
better be as bold
& bald
as a Julius Caesar.
Dónall Dempsey
http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/as-a-billard-ball/
