First broadcast 20th January 1984.
Oz has developed a side line in selling pornographic videos.
Jimmy Nail - Oz Osborne
Timothy Spall - Barry Taylor
Christopher Fairbank - Albert Moxey
Kevin Whately - Neville Hope
Tim Healy - Dennis Patterson
Gary Holton - Wayne Norris
Pat Roach - Bomber Busbridge
Des Young - Hedley
Norah Fulton - Mabel Hilton
James Ottaway - Bob Hilton (as James Ottoway)
Peter Birch - Herr Ulrich
Aubrey Woods - Jurgen
Mark Penfold - Lorry Driver
Sylvia Rotter - German Sister
Mary Zuckerman - German Nurse
Veronika Hyks - Second German Nurse (as Veronica Hyks)
Ray Knight - Barman
